Thankfullness as an extreme sport

Just sitting around thinking about the time I had bounced the account by one dollar (when I bought a soda) and was looking at 50 dollars in fees for because of that act coming out on a rent payday on a day and my credit card had already been declined over a snickers bar when my blood sugar had dropped enough to give me the shakes and as I was sitting on my office floors in quiet despair I smiled to the Lord and told Him how much I liked the green shirt that I was wearing, and for that I was thankful.